Case # 1074363 – November 20th, 4:45 PM. Suspect is a blonde adolescent female. She identifies herself as Goldie Glock. She is suspected of stealing a necklace on store property. The Loss Prevention Officer informs her that if he does not find anything, he will conduct a cavity search. He discovers the necklace hidden inside her body. The suspect makes a compromise with the Officer to avoid prosecution. The rest of this case is classified.
 
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